You know what would be a really cool alarm clock, If it were Nick Fury from the Avengers, so when it went off it said “Wake up MOTHER FUCKER!!!” and when you pressed snooze it went “I acknowledge that you’ve made the decision to snooze, but given that it’s a stupid ass decision i’ve elected to ignore it” and just kept beeping.
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I SPIT OUT MY DRINK.
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(Since I don’t believe in taking pictures at parties with alcohol, this is a dramatic reenactment.)
At one point during last night’s Halloween party, I wrapped a piece of foil around my head, poked a funnel through it, and started yelling.
“In-toxicate. IN-toxicate! INTOXICATE!”All while perfectly sober.
Can we get all of you whovians to do this at every Halloween party you will be attending? And then posting the pictures? Under the tag #drunkdalek? We can make this a Whovian thing.
He never raised his voice. That was the worst thing… the fury of the Time Lord… and then we discovered why—why this Doctor, who had fought with gods and demons, why he had run away from us and hidden. He was being kind…
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Man, you guys, I am NEVER going to get BINGO.
Summer Reading on Better Book Titles!
She’s like Thor
Oh my god the whole time I was thinking of it in her voice xD
oh god i can hear them both oh heavens
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